the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
(Source: mycroft, via unslaad-krosis)
What the fuck is wrong with you? 😧
I like playful relationships. I’ll call you a dumbass and a fag cause saying ‘babe’ all the time gets old. I’ll bite you. I’ll laugh at you. I’ll push your buttons just to see you get mad cause it’s cute. I’ll hit you playfully.. I’ll hold you from behind. I’ll make stupid faces with you. We’ll do stupid things.
My favourite kind of relationship.
(Source: neonlightsandrays, via heygoodlookin-whatchagotcookin)
how to get a girls panties wet:
- kiss her roughly
- shove her down on the bed
- slip off her underwear
- slam dunk em in the toilet
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